What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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