If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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