one two three fourrrrnication!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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