it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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