I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Randomize
