she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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