Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You took a bar mat shot.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
