If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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