using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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