HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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