I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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