you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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