So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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