What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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