i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
