your room smells of hookers.
And success
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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