At least make sure they are 18
Why
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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