What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Randomize
