we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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