I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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