i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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