ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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