we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
