I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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