i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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