People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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