She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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