i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My apartment stinks of burning failure
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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