I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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