Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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