Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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