so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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