Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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