Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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