I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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