to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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