Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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