Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
soo... how was my night?
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