he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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