chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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