Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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