Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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