Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I forget how to act sober
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