I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Are my feet made of real feet?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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