I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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