Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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