Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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