i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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