They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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