they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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