i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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