wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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