i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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