the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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