oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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