so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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