In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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