btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Randomize
