sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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