big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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