I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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