Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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